Happy 2026 biiiitch!!! - 1/4/2026, 10:57:09 PM
moog ! !'s Book
Page 1, moog ! !:
Page 2, Mary โ:
Page 3, Homophobia:
Page 4, horse:
Page 5, Moomin:
Page 6, lily:
Mary โ's Book
Page 1, Mary โ:
Page 2, lily:
Page 3, Moomin:
Page 4, moog ! !:
Page 5, horse:
Page 6, Homophobia:
horse's Book
Page 1, horse:
Page 2, Mary โ:
Page 3, moog ! !:
Page 4, lily:
Page 5, Homophobia:
Page 6, Moomin:
Homophobia's Book
Page 1, Homophobia:
Page 2, Moomin:
Page 3, Mary โ:
Page 4, moog ! !:
Page 5, horse:
Page 6, lily:
lily's Book
Page 1, lily:
Page 2, moog ! !:
Page 3, horse:
Page 4, Homophobia:
Page 5, Mary โ:
Page 6, Moomin:
Bonus #1 - 1/4/2026, 6:25:28 PM
Homophobia's Book
Page 1, Homophobia:
woke up with no penis what it do
Page 2, lily:
Motivated by the change in my physique, I will become... Asexual Drake
Page 3, horse:
Portland Drake be like "I only love my cat and my throuple i'm sorryy"
Page 4, moog ! !:
is portland drake a chaser or misogynistic gay? 1000+ forum argument
horse's Book
Page 1, horse:
twas the night before penis fairy
Page 2, moog ! !:
you ever had pixie dust in your urethra?? you start pissing sparkles.
Page 3, Homophobia:
me drinking the mysterious sparkling drink: wh
Page 4, lily:
yo guys is there tar in this u know im allergic to tar why would you d
moog ! !'s Book
Page 1, moog ! !:
the evil neetfoid FEARS the righteous employcel
Page 2, Homophobia:
The employcel to the evil neetfoid: Hi how u doin
Page 3, horse:
evil neetfoid: god, why did me parents name me evil neetfoid
Page 4, lily:
evil neetfoid: I'm not even a neet, or a girl (I think). I have a job
lily's Book
Page 1, lily:
Notorious Balatro online multiplayer TheToucher61 has been arrested.
Page 2, moog ! !:
"TheToucher61" found guilty of 1000 counts; pardoned immediately
Page 3, Homophobia:
Breaking News: Serial Wienie Toucher is in the area once more! RUN!!!!
Page 4, horse:
๐ฉ oh noooooo
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Bonus #2 - 1/4/2026, 6:37:20 PM
Homophobia's Book
Page 1, Homophobia:
I dont wana be.. I dont wana be a chud anymore... *sad ass guitar rifs
Page 2, Mary โ:
*puts hand on shoulder* join the goon squad chudcel
Page 3, lily:
I can't believe it... after all my faps I've finally been accepted in.
Page 4, moog ! !:
welcome to GOOOOON HEAAAVEEENNN. here is your LOTION and AI PORN.
Page 5, horse:
sorry Goon God in Goon Heaven, I hath no penisth. Penis Fairy tooketh.
Mary โ's Book
Page 1, Mary โ:
Working at the Employed factory
Page 2, lily:
Workchuds at Employstore be like: Yeah uhhh can I get a job please?
Page 3, Homophobia:
EMploystore: stfu u bitch
Page 4, horse:
John "WalkemdownNfuckem" Aldi: Don't call them bitches, bro!
Page 5, moog ! !:
bitches
moog ! !'s Book
Page 1, moog ! !:
charlie and the woke factory oh no fat they fell in the pronoun river
Page 2, Mary โ:
Instead of eating teacups theyโre eating TEA๐
cups
Page 3, lily:
flew๐
the mother plane directly into the pentagon๐
she is on death row
Page 4, Homophobia:
OMG thats on tea sis! ๐
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*the second tower has fallen* ๐
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Page 5, horse:
Guys, I don't think 9/11 should be joked abo- PSYCH!!! ๐ฅโ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅAAAAGH
horse's Book
Page 1, horse:
see CLYDE BPP starring in james cameron's The Odyssey this 2026
Page 2, moog ! !:
controversial: CLYDE BPP "refuses to do own stunts": "I want to kill."
Page 3, Mary โ:
Ball tells Clyde to kill himself?! (Gone sexual)
Page 4, lily:
Ever since then.. *takes drag* chasing the Pac has never been the same
Page 5, Homophobia:
Ah forget it Jake. It's Pactown. *credits roll*
lily's Book
Page 1, lily:
"Sorry," I say to my fiancรฉe at the altar. "You just have no fundies."
Page 2, moog ! !:
she turns away, sobbing, as i flawlessly space nromals. i shed 1 tear.
Page 3, horse:
l.mk, โฌโโฌ
s.lk, forward dash, stand fierce,โโกโฌโโก PP
Page 4, Homophobia:
Uh huh yeah uh huh mmh. *starts jacking off OMG AMBOUTTABLOWWWWWWWWWW*
Page 5, Mary โ:
Oh fuck yeah
Bonus #3 - BPP#109 fanart by Mozart
Thanks for reading!